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Somewhere in Russia...
Win with three hearts.
Win with 5 rows of platinum bars.
Get a single spade in a spin
Clobber a civilian, and feel good about doing it.
Finish chapter I.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Beat the shit outa the A.T.P. agent with your axe.
Perform The Beast's signature smiley fatality.